A humorous yet cautionary tale about the false economy of postponing tests in fast-moving startups. We'll unpack why "we'll test when things slow down" is as effective as planning to floss only on special occasions. Through real-world horror stories and practical solutions, you'll learn how to build testing into your workflow from the beginning, saving your future self from 3 AM production emergencies. Essential for engineering teams who want to move fast without breaking everything—including their will to live.